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brookbooh:

Mood.

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excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

Your wife is a slime girl police officer, who frequently gets into dangerous firefights with criminals. She uses her special slime body to protect her fellow cops, dissolving the bullets inside her before they can hit anybody else. You can’t help but be proud of your heroic slime wife.

Daww, cute!

juju-burger:

the-king-skeleton:

unocculting:

tradchad:

unocculting:

tradchad:

I could use this for when I go to the shooting range

lmao.. now that you mention it

this would proably work well as liquid chalk when you lift too

gamers. rise up.

is this gamer goo harvested from free range gamers? is this cruelty free gamer goo?

shoot your gamer goo my dude

(via bob-belcher)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

enough about the monster mash i wanna hear about the transylvania twist

reysbians:

reysbians:

i love ubc bc not long ago someone graffitied “socrates was a bitch and so was descartes” on the wall of the arts building and thats what uni is really abt

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samwise-the-true-hero:

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espeoradar:

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zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

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